... not really, just wanted to grab your attention.



So I started work experience today, in a library. Everything was going fine and dandy then all of a sudden, my stalker appears.

Let me give you some background info.
So I was an aquaintance of his he decided to tag along with me and my friend when we went to memerobilia. Within the timespan of about, what, an hour he was kissing my friend which wasn't entirely happy about. I began to loathe him.
About a week later, my friend tells me that secretly he liked me, so I'm thinking "THE BASTARD!"
And I begin to notice him looking at me in class with hidious dark eyes. Ughhhhhhhh. Not a pleasent feeling at all. I do not wish anyone that feeling either. Not even my enemies.

I avoid him at all costs, but sometimes he does up to me and tries to talk to me. I either walk off, or scream "FUCK OFF" in his face.

Recently I have been reading quite alot of Shonen-ai which he has seemed to pick up on. Only since I began reading them he has decided to formulate a plan. I will give you a cookie if you guess what it is before reading the next line.
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He's pretending to be gay... to get in my pants.
His acting is horrendous. He choses to be the most steriotypical gay person ever! Seriously! Which is not like him! Two of my best friends Callum and Josh are gay, and heck, I didn't know till last month. They don't flaunt it. They also think my stalkier is a twat by the way.

So yeah his exact words were "Oh I'm gay now so I won't do anything to you. We're friends now? Omg! Can we go undies shopping?"
FUCKING PERVY BASTARD!
That was one of those times when I really wished I was like some super awesome swordfighter from a video game so I could run him through with a sword, and not stop till he was corned beef.

He has appeared at February expo recently aswell, but THANK GOD I was wering a full face mask. He didn't know it was me.



So back to the events in the Library.
He appears at the library, and says, "Ohhh wow! I didn't know you were working here!" (Like fuck you didn't. I would also like to note here that the library is roughly 20 miles from where I live, and he lives in the opposite direction of where the library is.)

"Yeah, show me your library card or get the fuck out before I call for management." I reply
"umm... uhhh... I forgot it."
"Weeeeellll I'll just call you up on the system" I start pressing random keys on the keyboard and look intently at the screen as I have no clue how to operate the system fully.
He panics. "uhhhhh its ok. Forget it. I'll just go. Okay Bye." Then leaves very quickly.

My supervisor who was watching me then asked who that was and If i knew him. To which I replied "He's a stalker... He likes me, I hate him, and so he stalks me"

She was very sympathetic and said "Well done for being brave. If he comes in here again, call me through the computers and I'll notify the police to come. Okay?"

THANK YOU SUPERVISOR!!!

So yeah. Thats my rant for the day.




Ugh... need social contact now... and chocolate...

KTHXBAI